Alfred F. Jones is the human personification of the United States of America. A brazen optimist, a bit thick but bright in his own right, Alfred is a very friendly and bright individual whose smile has been known to cure cancer. Okay, maybe not cancer, but you get the point. Brother of Matthew Williams (Canada) and currently dating/married/engaged to Ivan Braginsky (Russia), Alfred knows most of Liberty and is almost always willing to lend a hand to anyone he knows.
Born in Washington D.C. (out of sheer luck, really) Alfred's childhood was spent in sunny California with his father and mother on the Jones' vineyard.
Alfred looked something like this. With less bunny.
Three years after his birth, Matthew was born and the little family was finally complete. However, this did not last and two years of this "bliss" was ended after a very violent breakup in which the two boys were separated and Matthew was taken to live with Lori's side of the family in eastern Canada while Alfred stayed with his father in California. The two boys attempted to keep contact but distances, timezones and upbringings forced them apart and even now their brotherly relationship is built on holidays spent together and what their parents have taught them.
Growing up in California wasn't exactly terrible though, Alfred fit in perfectly and when he wasn't tooling around on his bike, visiting the beach and catching fish or learning how to ride a horse, he was at school, quickly learning how to get himself as the center of attention in his class, whether it meant being the class clown or knowing that 4+7 made eleven. Even at a young age, Alfred was getting a taste of popularity and he wasn't about to let it go.
During one of his trips to see Auntie Marge in the Mid-West (as she had her family expanded by five members) and Alfred was keen on meeting his new cousins) Alfred happened to stumble upon a rather strange boy named Yong Soo and his brother, Hak Soo. Not to big of a fan of the latter, Alfred spent most of his time with Yong Soo, beating Mario on the NES and just generally being gaming dorks, this relationship between them would carry long into their future together, culminating in a FPS-rivalry.
On the day before he left to return home, Alfred thought it would be a totally boss idea to leave a surprise for Yong Soo. Leaving a box full of spring-loaded snakes at their residence, Alfred hit the doorbell and ran like a demon outta hell. Unluckily enough for him, it was Hak Soo who opened the door and box and ended up having the living daylights scared out of him. Since then, the older Korean has had a grudge against Alfred and continues to have it to this day. Too bad Alfred doesn't remember Hak Soo at all.
The following summer (2000 in which Alfred is nearly 11), Alfred visited his brother and mother, spending almost the entire summer at the Williams' farm. This would usually be a pretty usual summer but here, Alfred discovered that he liked to punch people. A group of kids were making fun of Mattie and before Alfred could stop himself, he had punched another kid in the face. While holding a branch. The force of this punch with the added branch, gave Alfred his first scar, a ragged line across his palm. This also was Alfred's introduction to the fact that violence was a powerful tool to get his way.
Since the summer of 2000 was a bit of a disaster, Alfred was sent instead to a summer camp rather than the Williams' farm. He liked it there, with the canoeing and the swimming and the campfires and just being outside. However, while attempting to climb a tree in order to show off, Alfred fell and managed to scrape up his knee. Lost and hurt, Alfred was saved by a very tall Native boy with a mohawk. This was Alfred's first encounter with Jared and their relationship blossomed into an awkward admiration from the young American while Jared was just trying to figure out why this tiny blond boy was following him everywhere.
Sadly, the next summer, this relationship crashed and burned a horrible long and painful death. Alfred, keen to keep his popularity up at the camp, pulled a rather nasty prank on Jared. This was the essential falling out the two and Alfred left a bad impression on Jared, one which would haunt their relationship for years to come.
As Richard started training Alfred to take over the vineyard and business, the American was spending more and more time near Napa Valley. One of the nearest cities that Alfred actually wanted to go visit was Liberty City. Visiting nearly every summer since his sixteenth birthday, Liberty City is the location of Alfred's first, and only, girlfriend, Kim as well as numerous others, such as Mei and Toris.
Kim was a very interesting part of Alfred's life. The first girl he kissed, his attempt to get to second base was met with a no. Alfred, not too pleased to not get his way turned a little scary. Nothing happened, but what nearly happened is much scarier and this moment of weakness on Alfred's part damaged their relationship to no end.
This wasn't the end of his friends in Liberty City though. Kim's best friend, Mei, and Alfred were almost instant friends. The best of friends they were even better business partners. Mei was quick to commercialise Al's good-looks (which was not helping the boy's already inflated ego) and they opened a kissing booth and found they could make a quick dollar. Last and not least of Alfred's friends was Toris. A quiet boy, Alfred was quick to pick up on this and found himself hanging out with the young man at the local bookshop, usually debating something or other over coffee. While they grew apart, Alfred always valued that close relationship they held.
Back in Napa Valley, Alfred's Senior year of high school was going as smooth as ever. A shoe in for school president, Alfred was quarterback of the school's football team, flirting with all the cheerleaders (though never getting too close, Kim's relationship haunting him) and living the high life
Alfred was quarterback. Yes, it was that stereotypical a highschool career.
This was what was happening on the outside. Inside, he was dealing with increasing pressures from both his father and grandfather to go to a good university and to take up the Jones' family businesses, to find a girlfriend and settle down all while keep high grades and his football going.
On top of that, he already having some troubles dealing with his own sexuality. His father already has his suspicions and was constantly belittling his son. This culminated into Alfred in the locker room and a young (and admittedly cute) exchange student cornering him. Before the American could figure out what was going on, they were kissing.
Alfred panicked. He had liked that kiss. His world was crumbling at the edges and he had to hold it together. And there was a clear solution. Violence helped Alfred get his way and here, again, it would play a vital role in securing his status as the All-American Boy. Threatening the kid with violence, Alfred managed to keep his rank in the school and within a week, the student had returned to their home country. The American still wonders about this kid and, now, if he was to meet him, would the apology be accepted.
Graduating high school, Alfred was quick to discover freedom from his father and was abusing it to no end.he was already hitting Liberty's party scene as hard as he could and it was on the third day of his celebration of his 18th birthday, that
goggles are REBELLIOUS.
Alfred met Emiliana in a club. And had a one night stand and had his first time taken. While she wasn't there the next morning and Alfred barely remembered it, this would definitely come back and bite him in the ass.
Upon turning nineteen, Alfred spend a year working at the vineyard and it was quite possibly the most boring this he had ever done. Deciding to take a year off after this, Alfred instead helped his brother move to Liberty City. Since then, he's been living in the city until leaving in late March of 2010. Upon returning to the vineyard, Alfred went through a little bit of a rebellious stage (after finally accepting his own... preferences thank to Ivan) and at this point, Richard got so fed up with the go that Alfred was permanently sent back to Liberty City and he has made no plans on returning to the vineyard any time soon.
In Liberty:[]
Alfred returned to Liberty in late July and immediately tried to meet everyone ever. And possibly succeeded. Rekindling old friendships, forging new ones and generally just getting out there, Alfred was quick to let Liberty City know that the "Hero" was back in town. But along with new friendships, he also had to fix a few burnt bridges and the first among these was his old ex-boyfriend, Ivan Braginsky. Their first meeting at Bon Séjour ended with Alfred pinning Ivan to the ground and demanding another chance and Ivan agreeing.
However, this wasn't Alfred's only romantic encounter in his first few weeks in Liberty as he hooked up with his old friend Mei, and proceeded to get right back into what they did best; exploiting Al's good looks for cash. Opening a kissing booth, most of the day involved Alfred kissing random people for a tidy profit and though some were just sweet little things (like with Lenna) or hard and rough (like Juan) some were outright silly (a sneezing kiss with Francis). In the end it did end up with him winning a date with Juan which wound up with him accidentally taking the Mexican's first time, even though it was admittedly awesome sex.
But this meant that Alfred was attempting to date both Ivan and Juan at the same time and upon Alfred's first "Fixing Burnt Bridges" date with Ivan he gave himself an ultimatum of giving up Juan up for Ivan if the Russian would agree to date him again. Ivan agreed and Alfred did in fact give up Juan. The other man left soon after this and, though Alfred was with Ivan almost exclusively, Alfred still thought about him often and even tried to return Juan's forgotten sock from their night of sex on his birthday. This also lead to Alfred having his nose broken by Luciano, though it was broken by Luci spiking a volleyball, but the whole volleyball game was on account of Juan's sister, Emi, telling him or something. The whole situation was awkward and ended with Alfred in the hospital and in a very sorry state, but it did allow him to spend more quality time with Ivan.
Another bridge Alfred found himself rebuilding was one with an old camp counsellor, Jared. The counsellor had become a professor at Liberty University and Alfred accidentally stumbled into his classroom. It was off to a rocky start and though Alfred was spending much time finding and reforging old relationships, he wasn't exactly keeping himself reserved to old friends. One of the newest people he met was John Paul, a Kiwi director who found some very strange potential in the boy and immediately cast him as the lead in his movie and since then, the two have been very close, almost to a parental level and Alfred has taken to calling him "Uncle John".
Alfred's first vigilante mission involved semi yakuza and a Dane. To this day, he still doesn't know the Danish man's name and has instead given him the title of "The Most Badass Person I Know".
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Al went a little crazy :U
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Personality[]
If you were going to describe Alfred in one word it would be sunny. Then annoying. Then maybe idiotic, heroic, egotistical, selfish, bright, excitable and a wee bit on the slow side at times. In all, Alfred is the perfect person to either hate or love. There are hardly any people in the middle who just "like" Alfred which means he either has enemies or friends. He's usually quite friendly to anyone he meets, always trying to leave a good first impression but sometimes his sunniness and general derp rubs people the wrong way. If counted among his friends, consider yourself lucky as Alfred is fiercely loyal and will help you out as much as he can.
Alfred loves guns. He likes how they are loud, precise and pretty much the most badass thing ever. They made him feel strong and important and recharge his manpoints
Alfred's grandma taught him how to shoot a tin can 300 yards away without aid from a sight
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Secretly, HE'S KIND OF CLASSY. Like wine and dressing nicely. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES. and he hates it because then he's just a spoiled kid from
California (which he is but shh) AND HE'S TERRRRRIBLE WITH MONEY. Terrible. And he likes having it. Which leads us to our next point:
ALFRED IS A SELFISH, MANIPULATIVE ASSHOLE WHO WILL USE PEOPLE TO GET WHAT HE WANTS. AND HE'S REALLY GOOD AT IT
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Bully. Fighter. RAPIST. (<--BRODIE I WILL NOT FORGET THIS. 8'I )
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Alfred's "flirt" mode
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Al and Uncle Fran doing what they do best.
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Save a horse~
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He also runs around Liberty saving people. He just needs a cape. But seriously, his hero-complex is doubled here. Ever since he saw Kick Ass, he just had to start.
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Relationships[]
Family:[]
Matthew Williams: Alfred's younger brother. He's not anything like the American, most likely because they were separated by their parents divorce at the the age of six. They kept in very close contact and despite the occasional (read: frequent) arguments and scuffles they have, they are very close. Alfred relies a lot on his younger brother and
bros before hos
sometimes just can't quite show it. They enjoy playing videogames, watching bad horror films together and Matthew can usually get Alfred to do anything as long as pancakes are promised. They did have a bit of a rough patch upon Matthew's return (involving much snark and dyed hair), but Alfred's Christmas present. brought them back onto mildly acceptable terms.
Technically, both Matthew and Alfred and related to the Kirklands on their mother's side but they're are only half cousins or something. This was only a recent discovery upon Alfred's return to Liberty, thus most of the Kirkland brood are close friends and not entirely considered family.
Though Alfred and Matthew both call Francis "Uncle" he's more of a distant half-uncle-thing. Related to William Dauphine (who married one of Alfred's aunt's) the familial ties between them are there are thus garner the use of the title.
Friends:[]
Arthur Kirkland: It's really an act of God that's gotten Arthur and Alfred to where they are today. Originally, the two met with Alfred smashing into Arthur and ruining the Brit's one and only copy of a hand-written manuscript. Suffice to say when Arthur found out Alfred was back, there was quite the argument between them. Through months of sucking up (and the fact that they became roommates) and general time spent together, Arthur is now seriously considering forgiving Alfred. Considering. Besides that,
(c)bluefox. Why Alfred and Arthur never drive together (or at least never visit Wales)
the two really came together during the Murder Game, when they were forced to be clue givers under the guise of pretending it was a game show for the BBC. In the end, after Alfred dying in Arthur's arms, the Brit wrote a certain story that Alfred managed to read brought them much closer together and despite Arthur's continued mild-consternation of the boy, Alfred knows that Artie's got a secret soft spot for him. This, also, was revealed when Alfred happened to change into a child and Arthur took care of him.
Dewi Ainsworth: Originally, these two were on rocky terms due to some snooping on Alfred's part. They are distantly related and Alfred's natural knack for acting did gain him some respect in the Welshman's eyes. Dewi was also the one who took Alfred and Matthew in when their apartment was being fumigated and now lives with them in the Myrtle House. They have grown to be very close, usually both being up at 3am making sandwiches together and singing about it as loud as they can. During the later part of 2010, Dewi put on a production of Les Mis and cast Alfred as the lead, however, the boy wasn't quite sure when they were putting the show on and nearly missed the first show, but, like a true star, Alfred showed up at the very last moment and the show was a success. While Dewi will probably never trust him with a lead role again (and charge him for any therapy he needs after the incident) the two are still quite close. Alfred also loves the fact he has a mock Sonic Screwdriver.
Elizaveta Héderváry: Met on the job at Mr. Edelstein's mansion, Alfred and Elizaveta quickly became very close friends and often would spend time with each other; Alfred helping out with some of her cleaning, Elizaveta helping out with his cooking. They even spent Thanksgiving together and now the pair of them
coolest fucking bros from here to... wherever
can't take turkeys seriously (though even before then Alfred had his doubts about the birds). After Mr. Edelstein left and the two found themselves rather jobless (and by extent rather poor), they have banded together and are now undertaking the management of Cheuca. So far, it's still a WIP.
Iorangi John Paul Key: John is everything Alfred wants to be when he grows up; living the dream, free and doing whatever the hell he wants without worrying about what others think. He really looks up to his director, finding him to be somewhat of a fatherly figure and is always immensely pleased when in the company of John, always feeling a more confident (if possible) side of him come out around the director. He's also thrilled to star in John's film and treats it as seriously as he would a Hollywood one (he brags about it as if it were a Hollywood production). John was also one of the key family members that took care of Alfred during his bout and a child and by acting as Alfred's chauffeur for a weekish and generally being awesome has earned himself the title of "Uncle John".
Jared Montour: First meeting Jared at a summer camp, Alfred managed to scrape his knee and it was up to the Native American to patch the poor boy up. After that, Alfred became Jared's tiny little sidekick, following him around everywhere. Sadly, a falling out happened two years later after Alfred pulled a prank on Jared. They never spoke again until Alfred's arrival back in Liberty. It was a bit of a rocky start to rekindle the friendship, but Alfred's sheer determination and pigheadedness has slowly gotten him back in Professor Montour's good graces. After his kidnapping, Jared was also one the first people to actually get the boy to talk and foster a deeper connection. Jared still finds reasons to hit Alfred with his cane and the American takes it in stride and tells people the bruises on his shins are from bumping into coffee tables.
Loto: Alfred thinks the Antarctican is an alien, pure and simple.
Francis:
Alfred and Francis at a family reunion.
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Emi: One of the few relationships Alfred been able to recover upon his return to Liberty City. Starting off rocky due to the unfortunate fact that Alfred screwed her twin brother though they'd later find out that Emi had Alfred's first. Emi was intent on killing him, however when Juan left, the two formed an unusual bond and Emi grew to live with his presence. Emi is Alfred's Spanish tutor and she won't admit it but she does actually feel like a bit of a protector over the boy.
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Mei: Originally having met Mei back in the summer of '05, their relationship blossomed when she and Alfred found out that many girls (and one or two boys) would pay to have Alfred kiss them. This started a wonderful boss/employee bond between them which continued into Alfred's twenties. However, Mei had always felt a crush for Alfred and once he chose Kim over her, she never really got over it. This culminated into Mei kidnapping Alfred and locking him in a room for a week. He's forgiven her (as she was brain washed at the time) but that doesn't mean he's forgotten the event.
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Roderich: Mr. Edelstein picked up Alfred when he was in need of a bodyguard. Alfred took the job in stride, buying a nice suit, getting the sunglasses and almost considering bringing his Desert Eagle on the first day. He was quick to find out that Roderich wasn't exactly in a lot of danger. He has much respect for the man and does enjoy the fact that he basically gets paid to stand around and look good. And he's kinda of fan of the music Mr. Edelstein plays, even if it is a big old.
Raj: Rajiv was a pain in Alfred's side the moment he moved into the Myrtle House, the Indian conducting some of his work inside his room at strange hours, meaning that Alfred would be kept up by the man trying to sell sex toys. Slowly, they grew to accept each other and one fateful night when they happened to be making dinner at the same time, they found that burgers and curry went wonderful together.
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Ivan: Their relationship is complicated at best. They do have a deep love for each other, but also share a mutual desire to see the other bleed excessively. Originally,
Ivan never wears t-shirts even though they make his arms look nice
they had a falling out involving some plate smashing when Alfred first left the city but upon his return, they managed to patch things up and are as steady as they could be. The American does love Ivan mostly because he can be himself around the Russian and Ivan is accepting of his internal duality; he enjoys the sunshine Alfred provides as well as the senseless killer he can become only around the Doctor.
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Specials[]
Harry Potter Week[]
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The Murder Game[]
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Genderbend Week[]
Alexandra Amelia Felicity Jones, born July 4th in 1990 at the same time as her twin sister, is very similar to her male-self in that she is excessively sunshiney. Parents passing away at a very early age meant that Amelia and Madison were raised by their aunt instead, Marianne Bonnefoy. The Frenchwoman wasn't exactly going to let these two girls just sit around and immediately started to... commercialise them to a certain extent. They had talent with music and, perhaps wanting to live her own dreams through them (Marianna being tone deaf), Marianne started their career.
Amelia and her sister Maddie
Starting out merely at beauty pageants and the such, the twins were quickly picked up by an agency and their star-studded career took off and rose with each passing day. Amelia was clearly the more outgoing of the two, loving the attention, thriving on it. She fit the lifestyle and the lifestyle fit her. While Maddie tended to be more talented, Amelia enjoyed writing songs, flouncing about on stage and going to red carpet events.
Upon turning 18, she and Maddie were forced to take a break from their careers and take a year off to go to school. Here, Amelia met Ivana Braginskaya, who she was forced to room with. Starting out a little rocky with the other girl, they became quick friends and when the year was up and Amelia and Ivana went their separate ways, the two girls made sure to keep in close touch over webcams.
By this time, the two girls' career was off and running. Tours around the US and Europe were frequent and Amelia and Maddie spent more time on a tourbus than anywhere else. This would've been hard if not for the fabulous agent they gained, Penny Jane Key, an outrageous woman with some pretty neat tattoo. With their aunt acting as their makeup and hair, and new agent on board, the girls topped charts, sold out stadiums and made hit singles left and right.
Settling down in Liberty between concert tours, Amelia and Maddie are living in a highrise with their aunt, mostly trying to keep away from paparazzi, but the city is almost perfect for hiding. Amelia spends her free time with with Ivana, recording with her sister at the local studio, posing for magazines, clubbing, going shopping with her auntie and generally living her life as much as she can before she's stuck on a bus again.
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Madison "Maddie" Williams: Amelia's older sister (by about three minutes), she's the closest person Amelia knows. They did grow up together, travelling around and forced to be with each other in small spaces so, while they may seem close, their relationship can also be a bit caustic. Not to say that the girls don't really love each, because they do. Amelia isn't quite sure what she'd do without Maddie and relies heavily on her twin. Not that she'd ever tell her that.
"Auntie" Marianne Bonnefoy: Aunt to both the twins, Marianne is more like their mother. Raising Amelia since the age of two, Marianne has always considered the girl to be a daughter to a certain extent and treats her like that. Always fussing over hair and making sure that Amelia will do her best, Marianne is the sturdy rock that Amelia can cling to when things get rough. First and more dedicated fan, Marianne has always been there to lend a hand and advice. Marianne's overprotective tendencies have also kept Amelia out of trouble and therefore has let her career be unmarred by any scandels (save a little underage drinking).
